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I can has cheezcat

By ana (Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 05:31:37 PM EST) critters (all tags)

Apparently we're the crazy queer cat people.

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A Day inthe Life

By ReallyEvilCanine (Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 02:47:48 PM EST) A Day in the Life, WTF, training, Oracle, databases, Citrix, fuckwits, pie (all tags)

I CAN HAZ TRANEING

"Dog, your training has been approved."
"Citrix? Finally??"
"No, Oracle. DBA path.
"Umm... "

Poll: Preferred database
x-posted to da brog.

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``It's been a long time since I saw someone check their blind spot before merging onto the freeway''

By lm (Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 12:42:19 PM EST) (all tags)

`I check my blind spot all the time.'

``Well, how often do I see you drive on the freeway?''

`Never.'

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The girl in the park

By spacejack (Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 12:40:20 PM EST) (all tags)

She sat down next to me in the park whilst I was catching some rays on the weekend, reading the last pages of Friday.

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Tequila Mockingbird

By Bob Abooey (Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 11:20:42 AM EST) (all tags)

The B.A.D.^tm

Sniffing more glue than you since 1978...

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Poem of the Day: "A Description of a City Shower" by Jonathan Swift

By Beechwood 45789 (Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 10:55:50 AM EST) (all tags)

"A sable cloud athwart the welkin flings,
That swilled more liquor than it could contain,
And, like a drunkard, gives it up again."

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I AM AWE-SOME!

By nightflameblue (Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 10:24:20 AM EST) (all tags)

*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*CLAP* *CLAP*

Footsie. MATH HAS FAILED IT! Paint-it. WOO PARTY!

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Peanut in my eye

By cam (Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 10:10:29 AM EST) (all tags)

Was eating trail mix and threw my head back to chuck some in my mouth and actually managed to get a soft peanut skin adhered to my left eyeball.

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3 months unemployed

By Tonatiuh (Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 05:52:40 AM EST) (all tags)

Today I celebrate a quarter in unemployment!

New things I have done.
Tennis.
Knife crime in the UK.
Meridian line.

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A very unusual and creepy website

By Big Sexxxy Joe (Wed Jul 02, 2008 at 10:43:20 PM EST) (all tags)

I found this really bizarre and creepy website that features interviews with pedophile software engineers. Very creepy.

I suppose the premise of the site is that we should respect child molesters in spite of what they do because they can contribute to software engineering and such things ...or something.

I don't what to think about such a bizarre site. I just had to tell people about it and I couldn't do it at K5 because they'd make a joke of it. The whole thing just really disgusts me.

Poll Inside.

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-	Tea... with treacle. And limes! Always limes!	0%
-	There's that thing you do with your eyebrow that makes all the children's bellies glow, could you do that round 4:30 or so? I got a girl coming by.	0%
-	The fearsome aqueous plants know who you are and what you've done. I suggest you start running. Tonight, son.	100%
-	"Erratically," they said, as though there were some other way to say it, "we cannot believe we're speaking in unison!"	0%
-	Two spoonfuls please.. right on my bum.	0%

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