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By ammoniacal (Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 07:58:22 PM EST) NSFW, titties, my GF's rack, things that should probably be in the hole, rmg gets on my, tits, hooters, paging Rogerborg, Mädels zeigt eure Titten!, knockers, gosh, Persimmon, wears really baggy clothes, who knew?, theantix IS there, meme warfare, canastas, waiting for yankeehack's entry, BAPS, Ban mwe tete ou! (all tags)

BUT I AM. NSFW

In an effort to keep the meme alive, I humbly submit the following entry;

CALLA'S MOM-- STOP READING HERE.

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Tight Black

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Utilitarian Purple

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White Lacy Thingie

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Excuse me I must go wank [nt] by vorheesleatherface (4.00 / 4) #1 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 09:10:44 PM EST

"Of course. I goatse my MP once a week!" - Hulver

: I'll join you by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #13 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 04:09:33 AM EST

No, face the other way.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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You certainly know how to flog a dead horse. by me0w (4.00 / 2) #2 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 09:35:10 PM EST

"There's really only one sexually related thing I'm good at: Producing incredibly volumous amounts of spooge on a regular basis." - ni

good one (nt) by DesiredUsername (4.00 / 1) #4 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 09:46:43 PM EST

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Although you're a pioneer of Scoop boobage... by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #5 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 09:54:42 PM EST

you're resting on your laurels, my dear.

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A veteran such as myself knows ... by me0w (4.00 / 1) #8 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 12:03:39 AM EST

When it has been done to death.

"There's really only one sexually related thing I'm good at: Producing incredibly volumous amounts of spooge on a regular basis." - ni
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shenanigans by MillMan (4.00 / 3) #10 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 12:57:24 AM EST

you, of all people, would not call for a cessation of photos of breasts.

Everybody still hates me in this city and I hate everybody.
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Yes, yes I should by me0w (4.00 / 2) #18 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 08:37:51 AM EST

Breasts presented in this way is old and tired. It has been done to death in this fashion on HuSi. If you want to post pictures of your breasts you create a diary, or post on your own website, and say "HI! Here are my boobs!!!" Or you take pictures of your breasts and draw faces on them. The mission is to present them in a new and fascinating way.

"There's really only one sexually related thing I'm good at: Producing incredibly volumous amounts of spooge on a regular basis." - ni
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I dig your new trolling style. by ammoniacal (2.66 / 3) #22 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 12:18:52 PM EST

It's a fresh, new look.

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*Always* mod in anger. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #30 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 03:13:14 PM EST

Dang, woman! That's a move straight out of my playbook.

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Anger? by me0w (2.00 / 0) #31 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 04:04:22 PM EST

Who's angry. I gave you a 0 because it is you. That's how I show my love.

"There's really only one sexually related thing I'm good at: Producing incredibly volumous amounts of spooge on a regular basis." - ni
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: And a terrible, burning love it is. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #32 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 04:19:41 PM EST

Hey, it's time for ice cream!
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She's only bitching by calla (3.00 / 4) #27 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 01:04:18 PM EST

because they're mine.

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: Technically by Rogerborg (4.00 / 3) #28 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 02:11:49 PM EST

They belong to tiammoniacal now. Check your contract.

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The black one appears to be a front clasp by georgeha (4.00 / 4) #3 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 09:37:23 PM EST

and hence gets my vote.

Men are cute. by calla (4.00 / 2) #9 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 12:48:18 AM EST

Especially when it comes to women's underwear. Easiest is usually best.

The so called 'black bra' is actually a bronze, shiny thing.

But you are right it does fasten in the front.

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Yes, upon closer inspection, it *is* bronze. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #14 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 04:12:22 AM EST

All the better to defend against your Cimmerian foes.

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Which, essentially... by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #15 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 04:28:24 AM EST

Makes you Red Sonja.

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What about that oath by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #16 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 04:51:13 AM EST

to never give herself to any man? Just how far are you willing to go?

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All the way to the Pictish wastelands. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 3) #17 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 07:42:52 AM EST

But not one step farther.

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: Good call by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #29 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 02:33:55 PM EST

Once you get that Pictish waste on you, you can forget having a (successful) career as a ninja.

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Although a friend of a friend of a friend tells me by gazbo (4.00 / 1) #33 Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 04:29:14 AM EST

That if you're a drunk teenager and not expecting a front clasp, life can become terrifyingly complex.

"Engarde!" cried the larvae, huskily. - Scrymarch

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those are your present gf's? by dev trash (4.00 / 2) #6 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 10:38:12 PM EST

Huh. How bout that.

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Yes, they are. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #12 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 04:08:54 AM EST

And they could have been yours, shirker.

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: really? by dev trash (4.00 / 2) #20 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 11:29:20 AM EST

I'm gonna have to add that to my "Hey some hot chick wanted me and I had no clue." list. Sonovbitch is that list getting long.

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You are a dear, dear man. by calla (3.00 / 4) #7 Sat Apr 08, 2006 at 10:57:28 PM EST

You are also a troll, attention whore, and cunnilingus expert.

Now there's a Husi Howto I'd FP by georgeha (4.00 / 5) #19 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 10:49:22 AM EST

Cunnilingus for Experts

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Do we experts *need* such a guide? by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #21 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 12:17:44 PM EST

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: Alt. So you want to be a cunnilingus expert by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #25 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 12:25:20 PM EST

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I am in awe by Rogerborg (4.00 / 6) #11 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 04:06:43 AM EST

That you have those at your disposal, and yet you still somehow manage to fit in 6 hours of porn surfing a day. Do you buy your zinc wholesale?

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WIPO. by ambrosen (4.00 / 5) #23 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 12:21:33 PM EST

Get a better camera.

You'll never make any money with that quality.

: Who said anything about money? by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #24 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 12:23:13 PM EST

But you're correct. Her camera sucks.
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: It's my cell phone. by calla (4.00 / 2) #26 Sun Apr 09, 2006 at 12:47:08 PM EST

My Nikon was stolen in 2003. I miss it dearly.

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+1 FP . . . by slozo (4.00 / 3) #34 Wed Apr 12, 2006 at 02:16:46 AM EST

. . . but really, it would be, like, a +10 if you unsheathed those funbags . . .

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